Wordsplosion!

Five years. 15,000 workers. Result? The world’s largest concrete structure peep show.

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• What was intended to be a list ended up reading like a sentence

Readers of this site will note that our posting “vacume” lasted for much longer than four minutes. We’re back! Keep the submissions coming.

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• “VACUME” should be spelled “VACUUM”

All I can picture is a pirate. “Sorrrry Matey! We be reopen on the morrow.”

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• “We be reopen tomorrow” should be “We will reopen tomorrow” or “We will be open tomorrow”
• It’s possible they meant “Sorry, we are closed”

It’s the prequel to the Christian Bale movie. You get to see him flub a bunch of “pick a card, any card” tricks.

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• “PRACTIGE” should be “PRACTICE”

Are they selling a hotel?

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• “SUITES” should be “SUITS” They’re probably talking about furniture, so that’s right!
• “MATTRESS’S” should be “MATTRESSES”

“I know there’s a Y in there somewhere!”

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• “VYNILS” should be “VINYLS”

Two sandwiches, a salad, and a burger? That’s quite a meal!

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• The second sentence could have “grows” or “comes” but not both
• “sandwich” should only be listed once
• “and” should be “or” in the last sentence

This sign could use some pier review.

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• “VIOLATER’S” should be “VIOLATORS”
• “BAND” should be “BANNED”

When you get to the bathroom you’ll be greeted with cries of “Help, we’re trapped in here because the exception only allows for a one-way trip!” And then you’ll be stuck there too.

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• “only for to get to” should just be “only to get to”
• They should consider allowing people to return from the bathroom

I should hire a handyman to author these captions.

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• “To” should be “Too”