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Showcasing the best of the worst of the wide world of words

Swiss FAILmily Treehouse

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Saw this one at Disney World in the “Swiss Family Treehouse.”

Photo by Mark Jaquith

Wordsploded by Mark

November 9th, 2009 at 10:54 am

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Posted in Possessionism

Sale

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I don’t think it’s as fancy as it sounds.

Photo by Brandon Robinson, via e-mail

Wordsploded by Mark

October 21st, 2009 at 1:53 am

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Posted in Spelltastic

Free

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Color-by-number tiger girl is really freaking me out.

Photo by Kenn Nesbitt, via e-mail

Wordsploded by Mark

September 12th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

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Posted in Possessionism

Creative Expressions

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Ask about our bulk discounts!

Photo by Kenn Nesbitt, via e-mail

Wordsploded by Mark

September 10th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

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Posted in Crème de la splosions

Tomatoe

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“And I’d know…”

Photo by Sarah D. and Dave Bunting, via e-mail

Wordsploded by Mark

August 18th, 2009 at 2:07 am

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Posted in Spelltastic

RCA

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What’s really sad is that someone out there gets paid to add meaningless “digital” copy to products to make them sound fancier. And they’re failing at it.

Photo by Stephen Yeargin, via e-mail

Wordsploded by Mark

July 26th, 2009 at 4:53 am

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Posted in Spelltastic

1st LT

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Five points off for a single errant character? Tough grader.

Photo by Dave King, via e-mail

Wordsploded by Mark

July 25th, 2009 at 4:53 am

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Posted in Corrective action, Spelltastic

Dirty Bathroom

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Inspector Gadget doesn’t understand why people can’t operate his toilet.

Photo by Dury, via e-mail

Wordsploded by Mark

July 13th, 2009 at 12:42 am

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Posted in Capital punishment, Commatose

As Is

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We’re rebels. We don’t believe in warranties. “As is”—take it or leave it! Shopping with us is like playing the lottery. But uh… yes, as you can see we actually do have a warranty.

Photo by Travis Mixon, vie e-mail

Wordsploded by Mark

July 13th, 2009 at 12:36 am

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Posted in Pluralternate universe, Vocabularious

Gas Station

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All is forgiven if you tell me where you’re selling diesel fuel for under $2.00!

Photo by Alan Jones, via e-mail

Wordsploded by Mark

July 10th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

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Posted in Capital punishment, Defunctuation, Nontensical, Spelltastic