Wordsplosion!

Saw this one at Disney World in the “Swiss Family Treehouse.”

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• Should be “SHIP’S LOG”

I don’t think it’s as fancy as it sounds.

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• “GAREGE” should be “GARAGE”

Color-by-number tiger girl is really freaking me out.

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• “Kid’s” should be “Kids”

Ask about our bulk discounts!

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• “Unique One of a Kind” is redundant

“And I’d know…”

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• “TOMATOE” should be “TOMATO”

What’s really sad is that someone out there gets paid to add meaningless “digital” copy to products to make them sound fancier. And they’re failing at it.

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• “DIGITIAL” should be “DIGITAL”
• Actually, “DIGITIAL” should be dropped altogether. There’s no such thing as a digital antenna.

Five points off for a single errant character? Tough grader.

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• BOUNDERY should be “BOUNDARY”

Inspector Gadget doesn’t understand why people can’t operate his toilet.

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• “Have You Flushed with Success” needs a question mark at the end
• “Please Check the toilet is clean” is awkwardly worded. “Please Check that the toilet is clean” might be better.
• The capitalization throughout the sign is strange
• The second sign is a run-on sentence
• “please do this from here on” could imply that you should stand at the sign to flush, as suggested by the comment written at the bottom

We’re rebels. We don’t believe in warranties. “As is”—take it or leave it! Shopping with us is like playing the lottery. But uh… yes, as you can see we actually do have a warranty.

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• “IF IT DON’T WORK” should be “IF IT DOESN’T WORK”
• There seems to be a contradiction—it is being sold “as is” with no warranty, but the text that follows actually describes the terms of a warranty

All is forgiven if you tell me where you’re selling diesel fuel for under $2.00!

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• “Prices” should be “Price”
• There should be a period after “Broke”
• “Broke” doesn’t need to be capitalized
• “incovience” should be “inconvenience”