Wordsplosion!

We’re rebels. We don’t believe in warranties. “As is”—take it or leave it! Shopping with us is like playing the lottery. But uh… yes, as you can see we actually do have a warranty.

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Wait, I don’t see the problem with this! »« Ah, I get it now!

• “IF IT DON’T WORK” should be “IF IT DOESN’T WORK”
• There seems to be a contradiction—it is being sold “as is” with no warranty, but the text that follows actually describes the terms of a warranty