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Bread

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I bet it still tastes better than pumpernickel bread.

Photo by Dan Lee, via e-mail

Wordsploded by Mark

January 4th, 2009 at 12:12 pm

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Posted in Spelltastic, Unintended meanings, Vocabularious

6 Responses to 'Bread'

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  1. But it keep my pits nice and dry when it’s toasted.

  2. What’s with the “discount only” addendum? I suppose getting something for free is a discount, but it’s also a gift. So not really a discount *only*. Either way it’s redundant in my head.

    Kelly

    4 Jan 09 at 4:57 pm

  3. It appears to be spelled correctly on the little shelf card; and, of course, every loaf has it printed right there on the ass end of the bag.

    Curiously, the price has dropped from $2.(29\39) to 89¢ to B2G1F. Methinks they’re experiencing difficulty ridding themselves of the vile bread.

    Noob Saibot

    4 Jan 09 at 5:06 pm

  4. Kelly, the deal only applies to the 89¢ loaves, as opposed to the $2+ loaves — though how one can differentiate them, I have no idea. Methinks the sign maker also needs math lessons, or else a profit isn’t in the store’s future.

    Noob Saibot

    4 Jan 09 at 5:16 pm

  5. Pumpernickel is rye and rye is good. Wheat bread isn’t even real bread.

    spiny norman

    5 Jan 09 at 11:20 am

  6. Hauling all that bread might make up the stocker work up quite a sweat.

    Mark

    8 Jan 09 at 1:00 pm

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