Archive for the ‘Capital punishment’ Category


Inspector Gadget doesn’t understand why people can’t operate his toilet.
Photo by Dury, via e-mail
Wait, I don’t see the problem with this! »« Ah, I get it now!
- “Have You Flushed with Success” needs a question mark at the end
- “Please Check the toilet is clean” is awkwardly worded. “Please Check that the toilet is clean” might be better.
- The capitalization throughout the sign is strange
- The second sign is a run-on sentence
- “please do this from here on” could imply that you should stand at the sign to flush, as suggested by the comment written at the bottom

All is forgiven if you tell me where you’re selling diesel fuel for under $2.00!
Photo by Alan Jones, via e-mail
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- “Prices” should be “Price”
- There should be a period after “Broke”
- “Broke” doesn’t need to be capitalized
- “incovience” should be “inconvenience”

Everyone should have their own Benedict.
Photo by Dylan O'Connell, via e-mail
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- “Egg’s” and “Pancake’s” do not need an apostrophe
- Latte and Scrambled don’t need a period
- “CHocoLate” should have consistent capitalization
- “Crossants” should be “Croissants”
- “SURVEILANCE” should be “SURVEILLANCE”

Sort of like Starbucks?
Photo by srslyguys @ Flickr
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- “STore” should be “store”
- “Permanately” should be “permanently”
- “CLOSE” should be “CLOSED”

And with a name like that, neither will you!
Photo by carolyn.will @ Flickr
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- “forgetted” should be “forgotten”
- “Be” shouldn’t be capitalized

The “fast food is garbage” meme may merit further consideration.
Photo by Mark Jaquith
Wait, I don’t see the problem with this! »« Ah, I get it now!
- “take-out” should be “take out” to avoid giving the impression that the trash they haul is repurposed as food
- There are multiple capitalization inconsistencies

Half a cent? Seems steep.
Photo by Tiffany Klein, via e-mail
Wait, I don’t see the problem with this! »« Ah, I get it now!
- “.50¢” should either be “$0.50″ or “50¢”
- “and any order at less in $3.00″ should probably say “on any order less than $3.00″
- “all Debit or Credit Cards” could have been “for all Debit and Credit Cards”
- There is inconsistent capitalization throughout the sign

Obama: now with 50% less cotton.
Photo by Fergus Gallagher, via e-mail
Wait, I don’t see the problem with this! »« Ah, I get it now!
- The sentence lacks a verb
- The d in “BREEd” and the i in “MUSLiN” should be capitalized
- “MUSLiN” should say “MUSLIM”
- Barack Obama isn’t a Muslim

Does this motel really have a bowl of sedatives in the front office?
Photo by Billy Davis, via e-mail
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- “fury” should say “furry”
- The construction of “and why not a treat for yourself” is awkward
- “and why not a treat for yourself.” should end with a question mark
- The capitalization of “Great Day” is arbitrary

I’m eN’visioning a community college dropout. Odds of witnessing a drug deal during a haircut: moderate to severe.
Photo by Ben Turner via e-mail
Wait, I don’t see the problem with this! »« Ah, I get it now!
- It is strange that the N is capitalized but the beginning E is not
- The apostrophe does not belong