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I’m peeing. I’m dead and I’m peeing.

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And what is a funeral planner anyway? Doesn’t the funeral director do that?

[I think it's the person your spouse hires to kill you. Also: only one person is coming to your funeral?— Editor]

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December 17th, 2011 at 10:32 am

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If you can read this…

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Because we want you to use the door all the way over there…

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December 15th, 2011 at 9:25 am

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On the Mother’s Day!

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June 11th, 2011 at 11:20 pm

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Creative Expressions

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Ask about our bulk discounts!

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September 10th, 2009 at 3:10 pm

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Consignment Shop

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What?! No apostrophe abuse? Boo. I want my money back!

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January 30th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

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Crossing

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You’d likely have to see a podiatrist about that.

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January 13th, 2009 at 7:07 am

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Prepay

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By the time you read this sign, it’s already too late. Thief!

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January 2nd, 2009 at 7:03 am

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Empty

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To the optimist, this tank is half-full. To the pessimist, it’s upside down.

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November 20th, 2008 at 5:31 pm

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Breakfast

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I hear the bacon is a little underdone.

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November 5th, 2008 at 4:44 pm

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We are open

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Aw man… now I have to come in. Oh wait, I can’t – you’re closed.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 26th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

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