Archive for the ‘Crème de la splosions’ Category

Ask about our bulk discounts!
Photo by Kenn Nesbitt, via e-mail
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- “Unique One of a Kind” is redundant

What?! No apostrophe abuse? Boo. I want my money back!
Photo by Shelby Salzberg, via e-mail
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- “THERE” should be “THEIR”
- “TO” should be “TOO”
- “.20 CENTS” should be “20 CENTS”
- “A POUND” might be better as “PER POUND”
- “WELL” should be “WE’LL”

You’d likely have to see a podiatrist about that.
Photo by Aaron Bratcher, via e-mail
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- “PEDESTRAIN” should be “PEDESTRIAN”

By the time you read this sign, it’s already too late. Thief!
Photo by Kevin Frushour, via e-mail
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- “Prepay in Advance” is redundant

To the optimist, this tank is half-full. To the pessimist, it’s upside down.
Photo by Christopher W. Parks, via e-mail
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- Though probably on purpose due to the mechanism used, the E and F appear to be switched

I hear the bacon is a little underdone.
Photo by Dan Coulter, via e-mail
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- “IN TO” should be one word
- “TO CARRY” should be “TO BE CARRIED”
- Really, the whole sentence needs to be rewritten: “Please do not take any food out of the dining area”

Aw man… now I have to come in. Oh wait, I can’t – you’re closed.
Photo by Ted Ladue, via e-mail
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- The sign appears to be apologizing for the restaurant being open
- Better: We Are Open! We apologize for any inconvenience that our renovation may cause (I’m assuming that they’re apologizing for some reason like this)

Same open. Whole new grand.
Photo by skrits @ Flickr
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- The sign should read: “GRAND REOPENING”