Wordsplosion!

By the time you read this sign, it’s already too late. Thief!

Photo by Kevin Frushour, via e-mail

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• “Prepay in Advance” is redundant

To the optimist, this tank is half-full. To the pessimist, it’s upside down.

Photo by Christopher W. Parks, via e-mail

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• Though probably on purpose due to the mechanism used, the E and F appear to be switched

I hear the bacon is a little underdone.

Photo by Dan Coulter, via e-mail

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• “IN TO” should be one word
• “TO CARRY” should be “TO BE CARRIED”
• Really, the whole sentence needs to be rewritten: “Please do not take any food out of the dining area”

Aw man… now I have to come in. Oh wait, I can’t – you’re closed.

Photo by Ted Ladue, via e-mail

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• The sign appears to be apologizing for the restaurant being open
• Better: We Are Open! We apologize for any inconvenience that our renovation may cause (I’m assuming that they’re apologizing for some reason like this)

Same open. Whole new grand.

Photo by skrits @ Flickr

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• The sign should read: “GRAND REOPENING”