Wordsplosion! » Crème de la splosions http://wordsplosion.com Showcasing the best of the worst of the wide world of words Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:11:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I’m peeing. I’m dead and I’m peeing. http://wordsplosion.com/im-peeing-im-dead-and-im-peeing/ http://wordsplosion.com/im-peeing-im-dead-and-im-peeing/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2011 15:32:36 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1464 photo

And what is a funeral planner anyway? Doesn’t the funeral director do that?

[I think it's the person your spouse hires to kill you. Also: only one person is coming to your funeral?— Editor]

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Because we want you to use the door all the way over there…

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Ask about our bulk discounts!

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/creative-expressions/feed/ 1 Consignment Shop http://wordsplosion.com/consignment-shop/ http://wordsplosion.com/consignment-shop/#comments Fri, 30 Jan 2009 21:56:11 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1084 untitled

What?! No apostrophe abuse? Boo. I want my money back!

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/consignment-shop/feed/ 10 Crossing http://wordsplosion.com/crossing/ http://wordsplosion.com/crossing/#comments Tue, 13 Jan 2009 12:07:51 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1002

You’d likely have to see a podiatrist about that.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/crossing/feed/ 4 Prepay http://wordsplosion.com/prepay/ http://wordsplosion.com/prepay/#comments Fri, 02 Jan 2009 12:03:11 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=922

By the time you read this sign, it’s already too late. Thief!

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To the optimist, this tank is half-full. To the pessimist, it’s upside down.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/empty/feed/ 10 Breakfast http://wordsplosion.com/breakfast/ http://wordsplosion.com/breakfast/#comments Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:44:39 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=779

I hear the bacon is a little underdone.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/breakfast/feed/ 10 We are open http://wordsplosion.com/we-are-open/ http://wordsplosion.com/we-are-open/#comments Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:31:46 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=456

Aw man… now I have to come in. Oh wait, I can’t – you’re closed.

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Same open. Whole new grand.

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