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Gas Station

with 2 comments

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All is forgiven if you tell me where you’re selling diesel fuel for under $2.00!

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Wordsploded by Mark

July 10th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

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Posted in Capital punishment, Defunctuation, Nontensical, Spelltastic

Lady’s Room

with 13 comments

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Suckers. Free tampons!

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Wordsploded by Mark

March 3rd, 2009 at 10:12 pm

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Posted in Defunctuation, Enthusigasm, Spelltastic, Vocabularious

Pancake’s

with 10 comments

Everyone should have their own Benedict.

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Wordsploded by Mark

December 4th, 2008 at 3:18 am

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Posted in Capital punishment, Defunctuation, Possessionism

Jack Leg

with 2 comments

Sidenote: can someone find me a sign with “caution” in quotes? That’d make my year.

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Wordsploded by Mark

October 19th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

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Posted in Defunctuation, Not using it right, Joe

All Tax Incluted

with 3 comments

I’m imagining the parking garage in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, with parking attendants taking my car out for a joy ride.

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Wordsploded by Mark

October 2nd, 2008 at 7:22 pm

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Posted in Defunctuation, Spelltastic

sripe botton down shirt

with 2 comments

At least they got “shirt” right.

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Wordsploded by Mark

October 1st, 2008 at 3:15 pm

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Posted in Defunctuation, Spelltastic

Take-out the trash

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The “fast food is garbage” meme may merit further consideration.

Photo by Mark Jaquith

Wordsploded by Mark

September 30th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

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Posted in Capital punishment, Defunctuation, Unintended meanings

Fury Friends

with 8 comments

Does this motel really have a bowl of sedatives in the front office?

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 26th, 2008 at 9:24 am

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Posted in Capital punishment, Defunctuation, Spelltastic

Think Your Dumber than George Bush

with 4 comments

New rule: don’t design a quiz that you can’t pass yourself.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 23rd, 2008 at 2:10 pm

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Posted in Defunctuation, Tales of yore

eN’vision

with 12 comments

I’m eN’visioning a community college dropout. Odds of witnessing a drug deal during a haircut: moderate to severe.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 18th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

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Posted in Capital punishment, Defunctuation