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Take-out the trash

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The “fast food is garbage” meme may merit further consideration.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 30th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

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Posted in Capital punishment, Defunctuation, Unintended meanings

Fury Friends

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Does this motel really have a bowl of sedatives in the front office?

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 26th, 2008 at 9:24 am

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Posted in Capital punishment, Defunctuation, Spelltastic

Think Your Dumber than George Bush

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New rule: don’t design a quiz that you can’t pass yourself.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 23rd, 2008 at 2:10 pm

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Posted in Defunctuation, Tales of yore

eN’vision

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I’m eN’visioning a community college dropout. Odds of witnessing a drug deal during a haircut: moderate to severe.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 18th, 2008 at 4:21 pm

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Posted in Capital punishment, Defunctuation

For all your carpentry need’s

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Point’s for consistency. Don’t miss the bonus semi-colon.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 17th, 2008 at 10:25 am

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Posted in Defunctuation, Possessionism

NO Credit Cars

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I like to imagine that they had to add the second sheet of paper after someone tried to barter using a goat.  Of course their solution to that would probably be to add “NO Goats” to the end.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 16th, 2008 at 10:39 am

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Posted in Defunctuation, Vocabularious