Wordsplosion!

I’m eN’visioning a community college dropout. Odds of witnessing a drug deal during a haircut: moderate to severe.

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Wait, I don’t see the problem with this! »« Ah, I get it now!

• It is strange that the N is capitalized but the beginning E is not
• The apostrophe does not belong

Point’s for consistency. Don’t miss the bonus semi-colon.

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• After “PHONE” there should be a colon (:) not a semicolon (;)
• All the words that end in an “S” have an incorrect apostrophe (there should be no apostrophe anywhere on the van)

I like to imagine that they had to add the second sheet of paper after someone tried to barter using a goat.  Of course their solution to that would probably be to add “NO Goats” to the end.

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Wait, I don’t see the problem with this! »« Ah, I get it now!

• “Credit Cars” should be “Credit Cards”
• The sentence lacks punctuation, and is awkwardly phrased
• Better: “Sorry, our credit card machine is broken. Cash only.”