Archive for the ‘Pluralternate universe’ Category
As Is

We’re rebels. We don’t believe in warranties. “As is”—take it or leave it! Shopping with us is like playing the lottery. But uh… yes, as you can see we actually do have a warranty.
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Get Right

Be sure to attend this Sunday and hear Pastor Gollum’s sermon on tricksy hobbitses.
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Soups

I didn’t know he left.
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Food Drive

Bucky wants subject-verb agreement.
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Delivery

Write your own quip. I’m at a loss for words. Usually I can see the thought process and imagine where it went wrong. No idea what happened here.
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Every students counts

Forget the accidental plural. We have a clear violation of the First Amendment’s establishment clause with their observance of praying mantises.
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are valued customers

Silly Kroger. They misspelled “Two.”
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low prices on “ALL” SUB

When you read this, you must mentally lower your mind’s voice for “SUB.” I imagine the late Don LaFontaine (a.k.a. “The Movie Trailer Guy”) speaking it. ”In a world of high sub prices… danger lurks. Coming this summer: Low Prices on All SUB. Rated ‘R.’”
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