Wordsplosion! » Pluralternate universe http://wordsplosion.com Showcasing the best of the worst of the wide world of words Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:11:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 As Is http://wordsplosion.com/as-is/ http://wordsplosion.com/as-is/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:36:48 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1272 607948657

We’re rebels. We don’t believe in warranties. “As is”—take it or leave it! Shopping with us is like playing the lottery. But uh… yes, as you can see we actually do have a warranty.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/as-is/feed/ 2 Get Right http://wordsplosion.com/get-right/ http://wordsplosion.com/get-right/#comments Fri, 16 Jan 2009 12:27:14 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=982

Be sure to attend this Sunday and hear Pastor Gollum’s sermon on tricksy hobbitses.

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I didn’t know he left.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/soups/feed/ 2 Food Drive http://wordsplosion.com/food-drive/ http://wordsplosion.com/food-drive/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:23:50 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=843

Bucky wants subject-verb agreement.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/food-drive/feed/ 2 Delivery http://wordsplosion.com/delivery/ http://wordsplosion.com/delivery/#comments Sun, 02 Nov 2008 09:06:07 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=789

Write your own quip. I’m at a loss for words. Usually I can see the thought process and imagine where it went wrong. No idea what happened here.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/delivery/feed/ 6 Every students counts http://wordsplosion.com/every-students/ http://wordsplosion.com/every-students/#comments Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:46:23 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=522

Forget the accidental plural. We have a clear violation of the First Amendment’s establishment clause with their observance of praying mantises.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/every-students/feed/ 3 are valued customers http://wordsplosion.com/are-valued-customers/ http://wordsplosion.com/are-valued-customers/#comments Sat, 27 Sep 2008 14:25:14 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=486

Silly Kroger. They misspelled “Two.”

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/are-valued-customers/feed/ 14 low prices on “ALL” SUB http://wordsplosion.com/all-sub/ http://wordsplosion.com/all-sub/#comments Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:15:43 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=245

When you read this, you must mentally lower your mind’s voice for “SUB.” I imagine the late Don LaFontaine (a.k.a. “The Movie Trailer Guy”) speaking it.  ”In a world of high sub prices… danger lurks. Coming this summer: Low Prices on All SUB. Rated ‘R.’”

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