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Archive for the ‘Possessionism’ Category

Laundry

with 8 comments

“Hm, if only I had some way to easily look up the proper spelling of ‘laundry.’ Oh well.”

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Wordsploded by Mark

January 12th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

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Posted in Possessionism, Spelltastic

Tap Shoe

with 10 comments

Of course he’s white… but you don’t say it!

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Wordsploded by Mark

January 10th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

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Posted in Corrective action, Possessionism, Unintended meanings

Pancake’s

with 10 comments

Everyone should have their own Benedict.

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Wordsploded by Mark

December 4th, 2008 at 3:18 am

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Posted in Capital punishment, Defunctuation, Possessionism

Towing

with 6 comments

This one is really common. Of the signs I’ve surveyed, fewer than one in four has the correct apostrophe.

Photo by Mark Jaquith

Wordsploded by Mark

November 28th, 2008 at 2:31 am

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Posted in Possessionism

Fit pit

with 5 comments

My favorite part is the hidden algebra problem.

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Wordsploded by Mark

November 19th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

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Posted in Possessionism

Condo’s

with 8 comments

I’ve come up with a word for the unfair segregation of the letter “s” with an apostrophe: apostropartheid. Who will be their Nelson Mandela?

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Wordsploded by Mark

October 28th, 2008 at 7:15 am

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Posted in Possessionism

Kid’s Eat Free

with 3 comments

They even put the Wordsplosion logo behind their mistake! How thoughtful.

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Wordsploded by Mark

October 2nd, 2008 at 7:20 am

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Posted in Possessionism

Dolor’s

with 4 comments

Ah, Dolors, the SI unit of sadness. You must be this crying to adopt the puppy.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 26th, 2008 at 7:39 pm

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Posted in Possessionism, Spelltastic

Delivery’s Only

with 4 comments

I looked at that sign about six times before I realized it didn’t say “Pizza.”

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 25th, 2008 at 12:53 pm

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Posted in Possessionism, Spelltastic

Quality At It’s Best

with 2 comments

I’m skeptical.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 23rd, 2008 at 4:45 pm

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Posted in Possessionism