Archive for the ‘Possessionism’ Category

“Hm, if only I had some way to easily look up the proper spelling of ‘laundry.’ Oh well.”
Photo by shelley courvetter, via e-mail
Wait, I don’t see the problem with this! »« Ah, I get it now!
- “Landry” should be “Laundry”
- “THANK’S” does not need an apostrophe

Of course he’s white… but you don’t say it!
Photo by Shayne Kaye, via Flickr
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- “WHITE” appears to describe the kid, rather than the shoe
- The correction on “KID’S,” adding the apostrophe, is good

Everyone should have their own Benedict.
Photo by Dylan O'Connell, via e-mail
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- “Egg’s” and “Pancake’s” do not need an apostrophe
- Latte and Scrambled don’t need a period
- “CHocoLate” should have consistent capitalization
- “Crossants” should be “Croissants”
- “SURVEILANCE” should be “SURVEILLANCE”

This one is really common. Of the signs I’ve surveyed, fewer than one in four has the correct apostrophe.
Photo by Mark Jaquith
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- “OWNERS EXPENSE” should be “OWNER’S EXPENSE”

My favorite part is the hidden algebra problem.
Photo by Rick Prokosch, via e-mail
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- “ROUTE’S” does not require an apostrophe

I’ve come up with a word for the unfair segregation of the letter “s” with an apostrophe: apostropartheid. Who will be their Nelson Mandela?
Photo by Timothy Valentine, via e-mail
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- “Condo’s” does not need an apostrophe

They even put the Wordsplosion logo behind their mistake! How thoughtful.
Photo by webchicken @ Flickr
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- “KID’S Eat Free!” should be “KIDS Eat Free!”

Ah, Dolors, the SI unit of sadness. You must be this crying to adopt the puppy.
Photo by Dylan O'Connell, via e-mail
Wait, I don’t see the problem with this! »« Ah, I get it now!
- The word “dolor’s” does not need an apostrophe
- The word “dolor’s” should be “dollars”
- Also, it is redundant to say “dollars” after already providing the dollar sign ($)

I looked at that sign about six times before I realized it didn’t say “Pizza.”
Photo by Jeffrey Bealle @ Flickr
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- “DELIVERY’S” should be “DELIVERIES”