Didn’t management write this memo?

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• Using two exclamation points is questionable. Using five is unforgivable.
• “TROW” should be “THROW”
• Presumably “ON” should be “IN”
• Why does management need to be targeted by framed sign? Are they really the worst offenders?

But there we meow?

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• “Here” should be “Hear”

I don’t think it’s as fancy as it sounds.

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• “GAREGE” should be “GARAGE”

“And I’d know…”

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• “TOMATOE” should be “TOMATO”

What’s really sad is that someone out there gets paid to add meaningless “digital” copy to products to make them sound fancier. And they’re failing at it.

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• “DIGITIAL” should be “DIGITAL”
• Actually, “DIGITIAL” should be dropped altogether. There’s no such thing as a digital antenna.

Five points off for a single errant character? Tough grader.

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• BOUNDERY should be “BOUNDARY”

All is forgiven if you tell me where you’re selling diesel fuel for under $2.00!

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• “Prices” should be “Price”
• There should be a period after “Broke”
• “Broke” doesn’t need to be capitalized
• “incovience” should be “inconvenience”

“Draught” they get.

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• “Genness” should be “Guinness”

Readers of this site will note that our posting “vacume” lasted for much longer than four minutes. We’re back! Keep the submissions coming.

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• “VACUME” should be spelled “VACUUM”

It’s the prequel to the Christian Bale movie. You get to see him flub a bunch of “pick a card, any card” tricks.

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• “PRACTIGE” should be “PRACTICE”

Are they selling a hotel?

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• “SUITES” should be “SUITS” They’re probably talking about furniture, so that’s right!
• “MATTRESS’S” should be “MATTRESSES”

“I know there’s a Y in there somewhere!”

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• “VYNILS” should be “VINYLS”

You should never be unsure about a sandwich.

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• “SANDWHICH” should be “SANDWICH”

Someone is about to fail a random drug test.

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• “BAEKD” should be “BAKED”

So does it spread easily?

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• “HO-MADE” should be “HOMEMADE”

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• The exclamation points after “GIRLS” should probably be a comma
• “LIFES” should be “LIVES”
• “GENOROSITY” should be “GENEROSITY”
• This is too hard. I feel like I’m reading a MySpace blog. I’m out.

Inconvience sounds like something that might require a trip to the doctor.

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• “APPOLOGIZE” should be “APOLOGIZE”
• “INCONVIENCE” should be “INCONVENIENCE” in both cases
• There is no space between “ACCEPTING” and “CASH”

Indiana Jones could have saved himself a lot of Nazi headaches if he’d just checked this place first.

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• “Gralic” should be “Garlic”

It should be noted that the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists advises against using these products, regardless of peanut butter content.

Commenters: be clever, not crude! I believe in you!

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• “panties” should be “pantries”
• Eww…

Et cetera gaffes are usually spoken (e.g. “Eck-setera”). This is a fun treat.

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• “Ect.” should be “Etc.”

Keep printing nonsense, you’re making my site famous!

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• “Talkin” should be “Talkin’” or “Talking”
• “Your” should be “You’re”
• “Makin” should be “Makin’” or “Making”

That’s not the only thing that is doubled.

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• “Doulble” should be “Double”

Also available in “Turtlesque” and “Froggy” varieties.

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• “Tortiose” should be “Tortoise”
• “Yellow Footed” could be “Yellow-footed” (although that may be up for debate)

You’d likely have to see a podiatrist about that.

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• “PEDESTRAIN” should be “PEDESTRIAN”

“Hm, if only I had some way to easily look up the proper spelling of ‘laundry.’ Oh well.”

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• “Landry” should be “Laundry”
• “THANK’S” does not need an apostrophe

It seems McDonald’s has become a hotbed for whichcraft and spell-kasting.

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• “BREAKAST” should be “BREAKFAST”
• “SANDWHICH” should be “SANDWICH”

Your sign isn’t helping.

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• “TO” should be “TOO”
• “STRESS” should be “STRESSED”

Fear of a spelling error is part of the experience!

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• “Dueces” should be spelled “Deuces”

Oops! Nice find, Stephen. You should be a professional poofreader!

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• “POOF” should be “PROOF”

I bet it still tastes better than pumpernickel bread.

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• “Sweat” should be “Sweet”