Wordsplosion! » Spelltastic http://wordsplosion.com Showcasing the best of the worst of the wide world of words Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:11:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 I’m peeing. I’m dead and I’m peeing. http://wordsplosion.com/im-peeing-im-dead-and-im-peeing/ http://wordsplosion.com/im-peeing-im-dead-and-im-peeing/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2011 15:32:36 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1464 photo

And what is a funeral planner anyway? Doesn’t the funeral director do that?

[I think it's the person your spouse hires to kill you. Also: only one person is coming to your funeral?— Editor]

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/im-peeing-im-dead-and-im-peeing/feed/ 3 If you can read this… http://wordsplosion.com/if-you-can-read-this/ http://wordsplosion.com/if-you-can-read-this/#comments Thu, 15 Dec 2011 14:25:31 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1461 door

Because we want you to use the door all the way over there…

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/if-you-can-read-this/feed/ 0 No Diving!!! http://wordsplosion.com/no-diving/ http://wordsplosion.com/no-diving/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 14:51:03 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1472 IMG_1482

What’s behind the branch? Surely more mistakes lurk there…

Photo by Mike

]]> http://wordsplosion.com/no-diving/feed/ 3 Don’t we no it! http://wordsplosion.com/dont-we-no-it/ http://wordsplosion.com/dont-we-no-it/#comments Sun, 11 Dec 2011 03:50:54 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1478 aint workin

This sign ain’t workin’ very well, either.

Photo by Dr. Teekell's Composition Class

]]> http://wordsplosion.com/dont-we-no-it/feed/ 0 Oh… a “party” http://wordsplosion.com/oh-a-party/ http://wordsplosion.com/oh-a-party/#comments Wed, 23 Mar 2011 05:22:24 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1445 1018001809

This party sounds sketchy. Especially if it only has soup and salad.

Photo by Andrew

]]> http://wordsplosion.com/oh-a-party/feed/ 1 The Friyday Fiasco http://wordsplosion.com/the-friyday-fiasco/ http://wordsplosion.com/the-friyday-fiasco/#comments Thu, 17 Feb 2011 18:01:19 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1393 friyday

That’s certainly how I pronounce it.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/the-friyday-fiasco/feed/ 2 Chesstastic http://wordsplosion.com/chesstastic/ http://wordsplosion.com/chesstastic/#comments Tue, 28 Dec 2010 03:02:40 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1408 kdk_0791

You might want to check your spelling, mate. You’ve made a rookie mistake. Yeah, I’m talking to you!

Please excuse my terrible pawns. Especially that one. It’s been a long knight.

BISHOP and QUEEN! Sorry — I couldn’t find a way to mention those ones en passant.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/chesstastic/feed/ 1 Ask about our classes http://wordsplosion.com/ask-about-our-classes/ http://wordsplosion.com/ask-about-our-classes/#comments Thu, 25 Nov 2010 14:25:04 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1362 kdk_0683

Kerning is your friend.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/ask-about-our-classes/feed/ 0 This shop must smell terrible http://wordsplosion.com/this-shop-must-smell-terrible/ http://wordsplosion.com/this-shop-must-smell-terrible/#comments Wed, 24 Nov 2010 13:20:41 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1353 styles

It’s pronounced with the accent on the second syllable.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/this-shop-must-smell-terrible/feed/ 0 Upon your mind http://wordsplosion.com/upon-your-mind/ http://wordsplosion.com/upon-your-mind/#comments Tue, 23 Nov 2010 21:19:19 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1350 mespeekgood

Mac (submitter) noticed three things wrong with the image. I only see the one. Ideas?

Photo by Marc

]]> http://wordsplosion.com/upon-your-mind/feed/ 13 No Proofreader Avaliable? http://wordsplosion.com/no-proofreader-avaliable/ http://wordsplosion.com/no-proofreader-avaliable/#comments Sat, 23 Oct 2010 20:54:16 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1359 kdk_0712

This sign, however, is not kosher.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/no-proofreader-avaliable/feed/ 0 Who is “responsoble” for your “irresponsoble” spelling? http://wordsplosion.com/who-is-responsoble-for-your-irresponsoble-spelling/ http://wordsplosion.com/who-is-responsoble-for-your-irresponsoble-spelling/#comments Fri, 22 Oct 2010 20:45:10 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1365 responsoble

“I did not have spelling relations with that sign.”

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/who-is-responsoble-for-your-irresponsoble-spelling/feed/ 1 I’d like to buy an “e” http://wordsplosion.com/id-like-to-buy-an-e/ http://wordsplosion.com/id-like-to-buy-an-e/#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 20:43:27 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1380 stationery

Nice find by Mike.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/id-like-to-buy-an-e/feed/ 0 No Pets Allowed http://wordsplosion.com/no-pets-allowed/ http://wordsplosion.com/no-pets-allowed/#comments Thu, 07 Oct 2010 00:53:26 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1343

This sign assisits people with dyslexia.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/no-pets-allowed/feed/ 1 Maybe if you ask nicely… http://wordsplosion.com/maybe-if-you-ask-nicely/ http://wordsplosion.com/maybe-if-you-ask-nicely/#comments Sun, 03 Oct 2010 03:00:07 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1337

Attempts to get the Hand Dryers Union to join the work strike were unsuccessful.

Photo by Debra H.

]]> http://wordsplosion.com/maybe-if-you-ask-nicely/feed/ 0 Management doesn’t respect the toilet http://wordsplosion.com/management-doesnt-respect-the-toilet/ http://wordsplosion.com/management-doesnt-respect-the-toilet/#comments Mon, 28 Jun 2010 13:32:45 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1323

Didn’t management write this memo?

Photo by Kenn Nesbitt, via e-mail

]]> http://wordsplosion.com/management-doesnt-respect-the-toilet/feed/ 1 Us like to roar http://wordsplosion.com/us-like-to-roar/ http://wordsplosion.com/us-like-to-roar/#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 07:58:44 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1318

But there we meow?

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/us-like-to-roar/feed/ 3 Sale http://wordsplosion.com/sale/ http://wordsplosion.com/sale/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:53:15 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1288 garege

I don’t think it’s as fancy as it sounds.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/sale/feed/ 0 Tomatoe http://wordsplosion.com/tomatoe/ http://wordsplosion.com/tomatoe/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:07:08 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1282 3353753613_d5dbc14e87

“And I’d know…”

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/tomatoe/feed/ 5 RCA http://wordsplosion.com/rca/ http://wordsplosion.com/rca/#comments Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:53:24 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1285 photo

What’s really sad is that someone out there gets paid to add meaningless “digital” copy to products to make them sound fancier. And they’re failing at it.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/rca/feed/ 1 1st LT http://wordsplosion.com/1st-lt/ http://wordsplosion.com/1st-lt/#comments Sat, 25 Jul 2009 09:53:13 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1294 photo

Five points off for a single errant character? Tough grader.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/1st-lt/feed/ 2 Gas Station http://wordsplosion.com/gas-station/ http://wordsplosion.com/gas-station/#comments Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:15:47 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1246 03-05-09_0857

All is forgiven if you tell me where you’re selling diesel fuel for under $2.00!

Photo by Alan Jones, via e-mail

]]> http://wordsplosion.com/gas-station/feed/ 3 Beer Sale http://wordsplosion.com/beer-sale/ http://wordsplosion.com/beer-sale/#comments Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:22:00 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1249 photo

“Draught” they get.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/beer-sale/feed/ 3 Instructions http://wordsplosion.com/instructions/ http://wordsplosion.com/instructions/#comments Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:26:46 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1207 2355788324_3a1bb1afe3_o

Readers of this site will note that our posting “vacume” lasted for much longer than four minutes. We’re back! Keep the submissions coming.

]]> http://wordsplosion.com/instructions/feed/ 4 Church Sign http://wordsplosion.com/church-sign/ http://wordsplosion.com/church-sign/#comments Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:20:09 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1215 mail1

It’s the prequel to the Christian Bale movie. You get to see him flub a bunch of “pick a card, any card” tricks.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/church-sign/feed/ 6 Matresseses http://wordsplosion.com/matresseses/ http://wordsplosion.com/matresseses/#comments Fri, 24 Apr 2009 12:34:42 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1212 2355787764_dd9f529df8_o

Are they selling a hotel?

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/matresseses/feed/ 9 Flooring http://wordsplosion.com/flooring/ http://wordsplosion.com/flooring/#comments Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:19:53 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1209 2355788164_881236bfd9_o

“I know there’s a Y in there somewhere!”

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/flooring/feed/ 3 Perkins http://wordsplosion.com/perkins/ http://wordsplosion.com/perkins/#comments Tue, 24 Mar 2009 02:43:41 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1181 mail5

You should never be unsure about a sandwich.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/perkins/feed/ 3 Ham http://wordsplosion.com/ham/ http://wordsplosion.com/ham/#comments Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:55:19 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1152 mail7

Someone is about to fail a random drug test.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/ham/feed/ 3 Jams http://wordsplosion.com/jams/ http://wordsplosion.com/jams/#comments Thu, 05 Mar 2009 10:44:02 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1143 mail4

So does it spread easily?

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