Archive for the ‘Not using it right, Joe’ Category
God’s People

This may not be wrong if it’s on the car of someone who bought a Joel Osteen book and found it didn’t solve their financial problems.
Photo by Caity Whiteaker, via e-mail
Pool

One of these days I’m going to find a law that abuses quotes like this, break it, and then take my case all the way to the Supreme Court. Headline: Florida Man “Breaks” Law, Goes Free.
Photo by Gordy French, via e-mail
Where did it go? THWAP.
Video Surveillance

“Eh… it’s in quotes. C’mon — this is a perfectly good place to dump a body!”
Photo by Brian Clayton, via e-mail
Processed cheese food
Jack Leg

Sidenote: can someone find me a sign with “caution” in quotes? That’d make my year.
Photo by Allan Hise, via e-mail
Do not drill here

Famous quotable people in history: Mahatma Gandhi, Benjamin Franklin, Electrical Cables.
Photo by Mika Epstein, via e-mail
“Best” BBQ

I’m not sure I’d trust BBQ cooked by what appears to be Mr. Tumnus from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. There’s some definite hoof action going on. I also enjoy how the senior citizen on the right is so very naturally dropping a bomb from the marketing department in the middle of her dinner.
Photo by Ron Britton, via e-mail
low prices on “ALL” SUB

When you read this, you must mentally lower your mind’s voice for “SUB.” I imagine the late Don LaFontaine (a.k.a. “The Movie Trailer Guy”) speaking it. ”In a world of high sub prices… danger lurks. Coming this summer: Low Prices on All SUB. Rated ‘R.’”
Photo by Jennifer Wasserman via e-mail


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