Wordsplosion!

 I’m not sure I’d trust BBQ cooked by what appears to be Mr. Tumnus from The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. There’s some definite hoof action going on. I also enjoy how the senior citizen on the right is so very naturally dropping a bomb from the marketing department in the middle of her dinner.

Photo by Ron Britton, via e-mail

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• The word “Best” shouldn’t be in quotes

When you read this, you must mentally lower your mind’s voice for “SUB.” I imagine the late Don LaFontaine (a.k.a. “The Movie Trailer Guy”) speaking it.  ”In a world of high sub prices… danger lurks. Coming this summer: Low Prices on All SUB. Rated ‘R.’”

Photo by Jennifer Wasserman via e-mail

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• “NEW” and “ALL” should not be quoted
• “SUB” should be plural

I love how in certain circumstances, “accept” and “except” have opposite meanings. Alas, their lack of belief in the fabled year of “2007″ leads me to think that they intend to commence anti-check discrimination rather than end it.

Photo by Jake Willis, via e-mail

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• “2007″ should not be in quotes
• “except” should be “accept”
• “inconvience” should be “inconvenience”

I guess that’s better than being “glad” I called.

Photo by Sarah Jaquith

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• “Glad You Called!” shouldn’t be quoted
• If they are trying to pass this off as their slogan, they should probably trademark it

Sorry Thank. I didn’t “realize” it was your “door.”

Photo by Paull Young @ Flickr

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• “Close” should not be quoted
• There should be no comma after “Close”
• “Thank’s” should be “Thanks”
• “Door” should not be capitalized