Wordsplosion! » Tales of yore http://wordsplosion.com Showcasing the best of the worst of the wide world of words Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:11:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Cupcakes http://wordsplosion.com/cupcakes/ http://wordsplosion.com/cupcakes/#comments Wed, 25 Mar 2009 12:43:48 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1178 mail4

It’s just the ones in red frosting that are wrong. Dr. Jekyll and Mrs. Hide the Dictionary’s bakery?

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/cupcakes/feed/ 6 Hey! http://wordsplosion.com/hey/ http://wordsplosion.com/hey/#comments Thu, 29 Jan 2009 13:33:08 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1090 fail2

Every warning sign should start with a random interjection. “Okay, so you go three miles and then take a left at the ‘yo, STOP’ sign.”

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/hey/feed/ 3 Facebook quiz http://wordsplosion.com/facebook-quiz/ http://wordsplosion.com/facebook-quiz/#comments Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:00:02 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1094 facebook_ad

The only way to get a perfect score on this quiz is to not take it.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/facebook-quiz/feed/ 4 Keep Talkin’ http://wordsplosion.com/keep-talkin/ http://wordsplosion.com/keep-talkin/#comments Sat, 24 Jan 2009 21:04:07 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1042

Keep printing nonsense, you’re making my site famous!

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/keep-talkin/feed/ 6 Church http://wordsplosion.com/church/ http://wordsplosion.com/church/#comments Thu, 01 Jan 2009 11:53:54 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=919

“Satan, I cast thee out of this outdoor light-emitting diode display!”

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/church/feed/ 5 Community college http://wordsplosion.com/community-college/ http://wordsplosion.com/community-college/#comments Mon, 10 Nov 2008 21:13:55 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=776

Come for the academics, stay for the doodling.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/community-college/feed/ 6 Starbucks http://wordsplosion.com/starbucks/ http://wordsplosion.com/starbucks/#comments Tue, 14 Oct 2008 20:24:28 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=656

If I wanted this many signatures, I’d buy another house.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/starbucks/feed/ 3 Recycle http://wordsplosion.com/recycle/ http://wordsplosion.com/recycle/#comments Mon, 13 Oct 2008 17:19:28 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=630

A new campaign promoting organ donation.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/recycle/feed/ 2 Dude http://wordsplosion.com/dude/ http://wordsplosion.com/dude/#comments Fri, 03 Oct 2008 18:22:48 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=575

No, I’m really, really not.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/dude/feed/ 6 Think Your Dumber than George Bush http://wordsplosion.com/ironic/ http://wordsplosion.com/ironic/#comments Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:10:59 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=389

New rule: don’t design a quiz that you can’t pass yourself.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/ironic/feed/ 4 Your just a memory away http://wordsplosion.com/your-just-a-memory-away/ http://wordsplosion.com/your-just-a-memory-away/#comments Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:30:15 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=105

The more mangled gravestones I see, the more I want to have mine engraved before I die.

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/your-just-a-memory-away/feed/ 7 Locking hood pins http://wordsplosion.com/locking-hood-pins/ http://wordsplosion.com/locking-hood-pins/#comments Sun, 14 Sep 2008 15:30:07 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=85

Of course, the person buying these doesn’t care. He’s buying fake hood pins!

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]]> http://wordsplosion.com/locking-hood-pins/feed/ 3 We’ll let the “exclamation heart” go http://wordsplosion.com/well-let-the-exclamation-heart-go/ http://wordsplosion.com/well-let-the-exclamation-heart-go/#comments Sat, 13 Sep 2008 04:20:25 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=32  

God really wants to answer your prayer, but he doesn’t know what you are praying for.

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