Wordsplosion!

And what is a funeral planner anyway? Doesn’t the funeral director do that?

[I think it's the person your spouse hires to kill you. Also: only one person is coming to your funeral?— Editor]

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• “UROLOGY” should be “EULOGY”
• “GUEST” should probably be “GUESTS” unless only one person is attending the funeral
• “LOOSING” should be “LOSING”

Five years. 15,000 workers. Result? The world’s largest concrete structure peep show.

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• What was intended to be a list ended up reading like a sentence

This sign could use some pier review.

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• “VIOLATER’S” should be “VIOLATORS”
• “BAND” should be “BANNED”

I should hire a handyman to author these captions.

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• “To” should be “Too”

So does it spread easily?

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• “HO-MADE” should be “HOMEMADE”

I hate it when industrial chemicals talk down to me.

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• “PRETENTIOUSLY” should be “POTENTIALLY”

It’s like a scavenger hunt where your prize is raw fish wrapped in seaweed.

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• “4″ and “5″ don’t need quotes
• Is there an aisle between 4 and 5?
• “not convenience” should be “inconvenience”

It should be noted that the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists advises against using these products, regardless of peanut butter content.

Commenters: be clever, not crude! I believe in you!

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• “panties” should be “pantries”
• Eww…

This makes a lot more sense when you find out it is at a county fair.

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• “Existing” should be “Exiting”

User participation time! What sort of “unit” (which could really be anything) can you walk on to prevent some sort of damage?

My answer: John Mayer.

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• The sign is worded to sound like walking on the unit prevents damage