Archive for the ‘Unintended meanings’ Category
I’m peeing. I’m dead and I’m peeing.

And what is a funeral planner anyway? Doesn’t the funeral director do that?
[I think it's the person your spouse hires to kill you. Also: only one person is coming to your funeral?— Editor]
Photo by Rachel B
Overlook

Five years. 15,000 workers. Result? The world’s largest concrete structure peep show.
Photo by Rob Tapp, via e-mail
Pier

This sign could use some pier review.
Photo by Alan Jones, via e-mail
Handyman

I should hire a handyman to author these captions.
Photo by Brent Acuff, via e-mail
Jams

So does it spread easily?
Photo by Stephen Yeargin, via e-mail
Post Office Stamps

I hate it when industrial chemicals talk down to me.
Photo by Peter Joseph Poole, via e-mail
Sushi

It’s like a scavenger hunt where your prize is raw fish wrapped in seaweed.
Photo by Abraham Hyatt, via e-mail
Peanut butter

It should be noted that the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists advises against using these products, regardless of peanut butter content.
Commenters: be clever, not crude! I believe in you!
Photo by Holly Thrasher, via e-mail
Wash Hands

This makes a lot more sense when you find out it is at a county fair.
Photo by Anna Nitz, via e-mail
Do Not Walk

User participation time! What sort of “unit” (which could really be anything) can you walk on to prevent some sort of damage?
My answer: John Mayer.
Photo by sylvar via Flickr


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