And what is a funeral planner anyway? Doesn’t the funeral director do that?

[I think it's the person your spouse hires to kill you. Also: only one person is coming to your funeral?— Editor]

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• “UROLOGY” should be “EULOGY”
• “GUEST” should probably be “GUESTS” unless only one person is attending the funeral
• “LOOSING” should be “LOSING”

Five years. 15,000 workers. Result? The world’s largest concrete structure peep show.

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• What was intended to be a list ended up reading like a sentence

This sign could use some pier review.

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• “VIOLATER’S” should be “VIOLATORS”
• “BAND” should be “BANNED”

I should hire a handyman to author these captions.

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• “To” should be “Too”

So does it spread easily?

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• “HO-MADE” should be “HOMEMADE”

I hate it when industrial chemicals talk down to me.

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• “PRETENTIOUSLY” should be “POTENTIALLY”

It’s like a scavenger hunt where your prize is raw fish wrapped in seaweed.

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• “4″ and “5″ don’t need quotes
• Is there an aisle between 4 and 5?
• “not convenience” should be “inconvenience”

It should be noted that the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists advises against using these products, regardless of peanut butter content.

Commenters: be clever, not crude! I believe in you!

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• “panties” should be “pantries”
• Eww…

This makes a lot more sense when you find out it is at a county fair.

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• “Existing” should be “Exiting”

User participation time! What sort of “unit” (which could really be anything) can you walk on to prevent some sort of damage?

My answer: John Mayer.

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• The sign is worded to sound like walking on the unit prevents damage

Of course he’s white… but you don’t say it!

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• “WHITE” appears to describe the kid, rather than the shoe
• The correction on “KID’S,” adding the apostrophe, is good

I bet it still tastes better than pumpernickel bread.

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• “Sweat” should be “Sweet”

A message from the United Lawn Dart Workers Association.

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• “HANDICAP” should be “HANDICAPPED”
• There is no need for quotes around “CHILDREN”

I prefer the community chest.

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• “WAIST” should be “WASTE”

Off the record: they go where the hair is.

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• “formally” should be “formerly”

But what about paprika?

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• “hazel” should be “hassle”

God wants us to be pirates in a Disney movie, climbing the rigging?

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• “in their mouth” should be “be in their mouth”
• “two edged sword in their mouth” should be “two-edged sword in their hand”

I think that illness is called “choking.”

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• “foodbone” should be “foodborne”

He may be conscious, but all the unconscious caterers get to vote multiple times, so it’s pretty much a wash.

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• “Conscious” is an awkward word for what they’re trying to say

It’s laminated… I think they’re serious.

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• “ELSE WHERE” should be one word
• “CONVIENCE” is correctly spelled “CONVENIENCE”
• “CONVIENCE” should be “INCONVENIENCE”

Life vests from the people who brought you the software that takes 6 minutes to display a page of text.

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• PDF should be PFD (personal floatation device)

It’s like a cross between jai alai and synchronized swimming.

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• I’m not familiar with “Advanced Aquarium Tennis”
• “ARE OPEN” should be “IS OPEN” if in reference to the facility in which you play Aquarium Tennis

Never trust an arrow marked “Krap” that is pointing up.

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• “PARK” might have made more sense written top to bottom

Would that SL Buggs had himself made a “mute” point and spared us the gritting of our teeth.

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• “mute point” should actually be “moot point”

Along with some spaces.

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• The word “MAYBE” should be two words: “MAY BE”

Shame… that would have been a really clever title for the fish menu.

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• “Gilled” should be “Grilled”

So much for women loving a bad boy.

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• “head” should be “ahead”
• “Free” should be “We will pay you $100 to watch this movie”

The “fast food is garbage” meme may merit further consideration.

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• “take-out” should be “take out” to avoid giving the impression that the trash they haul is repurposed as food
• There are multiple capitalization inconsistencies

Half a cent? Seems steep.

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• “.50¢” should either be “$0.50″ or “50¢”
• “and any order at less in $3.00″ should probably say “on any order less than $3.00″
• “all Debit or Credit Cards” could have been “for all Debit and Credit Cards”
• There is inconsistent capitalization throughout the sign

Obama: now with 50% less cotton.

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• The sentence lacks a verb
• The d in “BREEd” and the i in “MUSLiN” should be capitalized
• “MUSLiN” should say “MUSLIM”
• Barack Obama isn’t a Muslim