Wordsplosion!

Life vests from the people who brought you the software that takes 6 minutes to display a page of text.

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• PDF should be PFD (personal floatation device)

It’s like a cross between jai alai and synchronized swimming.

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• I’m not familiar with “Advanced Aquarium Tennis”
• “ARE OPEN” should be “IS OPEN” if in reference to the facility in which you play Aquarium Tennis

Never trust an arrow marked “Krap” that is pointing up.

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• “PARK” might have made more sense written top to bottom

Would that SL Buggs had himself made a “mute” point and spared us the gritting of our teeth.

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• “mute point” should actually be “moot point”

Along with some spaces.

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• The word “MAYBE” should be two words: “MAY BE”

Shame… that would have been a really clever title for the fish menu.

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• “Gilled” should be “Grilled”

So much for women loving a bad boy.

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• “head” should be “ahead”
• “Free” should be “We will pay you $100 to watch this movie”

The “fast food is garbage” meme may merit further consideration.

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• “take-out” should be “take out” to avoid giving the impression that the trash they haul is repurposed as food
• There are multiple capitalization inconsistencies

Half a cent? Seems steep.

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• “.50¢” should either be “$0.50″ or “50¢”
• “and any order at less in $3.00″ should probably say “on any order less than $3.00″
• “all Debit or Credit Cards” could have been “for all Debit and Credit Cards”
• There is inconsistent capitalization throughout the sign

Obama: now with 50% less cotton.

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• The sentence lacks a verb
• The d in “BREEd” and the i in “MUSLiN” should be capitalized
• “MUSLiN” should say “MUSLIM”
• Barack Obama isn’t a Muslim