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Eat Here Get Worms

with 3 comments

In my experience, Amish baked goods are worth the risk.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 28th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

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Christ as Crackers

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Never underestimate the size of the “lazy Catholic” market.

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September 25th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

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Posted in Spelltastic, Unintended meanings, Whatsthisbigkeyfor?

Osama vs. McCain

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It would be interesting to see how Osama bin Laden would do in a race against John McCain. He’d have the “I’m only voting for a terrorist to be ironic” vote locked down.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 25th, 2008 at 4:22 pm

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Posted in Spelltastic, Unintended meanings

Very genital

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If a trot is a two-beat gait, a canter is a three-beat gait, and a gallop is a four-beat gait, what do they call a five-beat gait?

Days I managed to have this site up before making a veiled penile reference: a whopping nine. Which, rumor has it, is the official registered name of the above horse (there I go again).

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 21st, 2008 at 6:22 pm

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An inconvience truth

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I love how in certain circumstances, “accept” and “except” have opposite meanings. Alas, their lack of belief in the fabled year of “2007″ leads me to think that they intend to commence anti-check discrimination rather than end it.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 19th, 2008 at 8:10 am

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Posted in Not using it right, Joe, Spelltastic, Unintended meanings, Vocabularious

Dairy Choices

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I recommend the cheese, but it’s all good, really.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 16th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

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Vegetarian Fed

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If Washington State has a sudden rise in hippie disappearances, this could be why.

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Wordsploded by Mark

September 15th, 2008 at 12:30 pm

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Posted in Unintended meanings