Wordsplosion!

We’re rebels. We don’t believe in warranties. “As is”—take it or leave it! Shopping with us is like playing the lottery. But uh… yes, as you can see we actually do have a warranty.

Photo by Travis Mixon, vie e-mail

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• “IF IT DON’T WORK” should be “IF IT DOESN’T WORK”
• There seems to be a contradiction—it is being sold “as is” with no warranty, but the text that follows actually describes the terms of a warranty

All I can picture is a pirate. “Sorrrry Matey! We be reopen on the morrow.”

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• “We be reopen tomorrow” should be “We will reopen tomorrow” or “We will be open tomorrow”
• It’s possible they meant “Sorry, we are closed”

Two sandwiches, a salad, and a burger? That’s quite a meal!

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• The second sentence could have “grows” or “comes” but not both
• “sandwich” should only be listed once
• “and” should be “or” in the last sentence

This sign could use some pier review.

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• “VIOLATER’S” should be “VIOLATORS”
• “BAND” should be “BANNED”

When you get to the bathroom you’ll be greeted with cries of “Help, we’re trapped in here because the exception only allows for a one-way trip!” And then you’ll be stuck there too.

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• “only for to get to” should just be “only to get to”
• They should consider allowing people to return from the bathroom

I should hire a handyman to author these captions.

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• “To” should be “Too”

Forget the extra “L” — where in America do Taco Bell restaurants close at 10:30? Naples, Florida?

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• “’till” should be “until” or “’til”

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• The exclamation points after “GIRLS” should probably be a comma
• “LIFES” should be “LIVES”
• “GENOROSITY” should be “GENEROSITY”
• This is too hard. I feel like I’m reading a MySpace blog. I’m out.

I hate it when industrial chemicals talk down to me.

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• “PRETENTIOUSLY” should be “POTENTIALLY”

What homework? Exactly.

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Wait, I don’t see the problem with this! »« Ah, I get it now!

• “Then” should be “Than”