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Consignment Shop

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What?! No apostrophe abuse? Boo. I want my money back!

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Wordsploded by Mark

January 30th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

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10 Responses to 'Consignment Shop'

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  1. “.20 CENTS” should be “20 CENTS”

    You’re making an assumption. ^^

  2. At least they didn’t spell it “cloths”.

    GuanoLad

    30 Jan 09 at 6:34 pm

  3. Jeez, even 50 Cent gets it right! Oh, wait…

    Noob Saibot

    30 Jan 09 at 10:10 pm

  4. Unless I’m doing my math wrong, at that rate, one would get a mere $4 per ton of clothes.

    Ooops, I mean “…a ton of cloths !!”

    This sign really makes my eyes hurt.

    Allanimal

    31 Jan 09 at 12:41 am

  5. Apostrophes can be abused by omission:

    “Well even pick it up”

    Somewhere, there’s an apostrophe sobbing quietly to itself because of that sentence…

    Les

    31 Jan 09 at 2:58 am

  6. Ye maths are right. Ye olde sign maker is clever.

    Sign maker’s cunning calculation:
    (0.20¢/cloth_pound) * (1$/100¢) = 0.002$/cloth_pound
    Thus,
    (0.002$/cloth_pound) * (2000 cloth_pound / cloth_ton) = 4$/cloth_ton

    A more ethical approach:
    (20¢/cloth_pound) * (1$/100¢) = 0.2$/cloth_pound
    Thus,
    (0.2$/cloth_pound) * (2000 cloth_pound / cloth_ton) = 400$/cloth_ton

    [BTW, units follow quantity for math problems; so, don't nail me on that.]

    Noob Saibot

    31 Jan 09 at 3:47 am

  7. That fractional cents error is too frequent.

    Ben

    3 Feb 09 at 3:01 pm

  8. This sign is a Wordsplosion buffet. There are so many errors I hardly knew where to look first. Thank you, Mark and Sara, for this site.

    lillian

    26 Feb 09 at 2:34 pm

  9. Closets to full, turbines to speed, batteries to power…

    Oh, wait –
    Closets TOO full!

    Mike (Wally) Cocke

    27 Mar 09 at 9:07 pm

  10. The voices in my head are getting louder….

    Where clothes? There clothes! Their clothes are there! They are, even!

    Mike (Wally) Cocke

    27 Mar 09 at 9:16 pm

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