Wordsplosion! http://wordsplosion.com Showcasing the best of the worst of the wide world of words Sun, 22 Jan 2012 06:11:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 I’m peeing. I’m dead and I’m peeing. http://wordsplosion.com/im-peeing-im-dead-and-im-peeing/ http://wordsplosion.com/im-peeing-im-dead-and-im-peeing/#comments Sat, 17 Dec 2011 15:32:36 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1464 photo

And what is a funeral planner anyway? Doesn’t the funeral director do that?

[I think it's the person your spouse hires to kill you. Also: only one person is coming to your funeral?— Editor]

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If you can read this… http://wordsplosion.com/if-you-can-read-this/ http://wordsplosion.com/if-you-can-read-this/#comments Thu, 15 Dec 2011 14:25:31 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1461 door

Because we want you to use the door all the way over there…

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No Diving!!! http://wordsplosion.com/no-diving/ http://wordsplosion.com/no-diving/#comments Tue, 13 Dec 2011 14:51:03 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1472 IMG_1482

What’s behind the branch? Surely more mistakes lurk there…

Photo by Mike

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Don’t we no it! http://wordsplosion.com/dont-we-no-it/ http://wordsplosion.com/dont-we-no-it/#comments Sun, 11 Dec 2011 03:50:54 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1478 aint workin

This sign ain’t workin’ very well, either.

Photo by Dr. Teekell's Composition Class

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On the Mother’s Day! http://wordsplosion.com/on-the-mothers-day/ http://wordsplosion.com/on-the-mothers-day/#comments Sun, 12 Jun 2011 04:20:34 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1467 kid's

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Oh… a “party” http://wordsplosion.com/oh-a-party/ http://wordsplosion.com/oh-a-party/#comments Wed, 23 Mar 2011 05:22:24 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1445 1018001809

This party sounds sketchy. Especially if it only has soup and salad.

Photo by Andrew

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The Friyday Fiasco http://wordsplosion.com/the-friyday-fiasco/ http://wordsplosion.com/the-friyday-fiasco/#comments Thu, 17 Feb 2011 18:01:19 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1393 friyday

That’s certainly how I pronounce it.

Photo by Mike

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Chesstastic http://wordsplosion.com/chesstastic/ http://wordsplosion.com/chesstastic/#comments Tue, 28 Dec 2010 03:02:40 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1408 kdk_0791

You might want to check your spelling, mate. You’ve made a rookie mistake. Yeah, I’m talking to you!

Please excuse my terrible pawns. Especially that one. It’s been a long knight.

BISHOP and QUEEN! Sorry — I couldn’t find a way to mention those ones en passant.

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Clean Up http://wordsplosion.com/clean-up/ http://wordsplosion.com/clean-up/#comments Tue, 28 Dec 2010 02:50:59 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1420 kdk_0817

These are some of the most creative contractions I’ve ever seen.

Photo by Mike

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Ask about our classes http://wordsplosion.com/ask-about-our-classes/ http://wordsplosion.com/ask-about-our-classes/#comments Thu, 25 Nov 2010 14:25:04 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1362 kdk_0683

Kerning is your friend.

Photo by Mike

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Consistency http://wordsplosion.com/consistency/ http://wordsplosion.com/consistency/#comments Wed, 24 Nov 2010 22:23:06 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1356 bulb's and flower's

It’s time to learn the rules for capital’s and apostrophe’s.

Photo by Mike

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This shop must smell terrible http://wordsplosion.com/this-shop-must-smell-terrible/ http://wordsplosion.com/this-shop-must-smell-terrible/#comments Wed, 24 Nov 2010 13:20:41 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1353 styles

It’s pronounced with the accent on the second syllable.

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Upon your mind http://wordsplosion.com/upon-your-mind/ http://wordsplosion.com/upon-your-mind/#comments Tue, 23 Nov 2010 21:19:19 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1350 mespeekgood

Mac (submitter) noticed three things wrong with the image. I only see the one. Ideas?

Photo by Marc

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No Proofreader Avaliable? http://wordsplosion.com/no-proofreader-avaliable/ http://wordsplosion.com/no-proofreader-avaliable/#comments Sat, 23 Oct 2010 20:54:16 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1359 kdk_0712

This sign, however, is not kosher.

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Who is “responsoble” for your “irresponsoble” spelling? http://wordsplosion.com/who-is-responsoble-for-your-irresponsoble-spelling/ http://wordsplosion.com/who-is-responsoble-for-your-irresponsoble-spelling/#comments Fri, 22 Oct 2010 20:45:10 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1365 responsoble

“I did not have spelling relations with that sign.”

Photo by Mike

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I’d like to buy an “e” http://wordsplosion.com/id-like-to-buy-an-e/ http://wordsplosion.com/id-like-to-buy-an-e/#comments Thu, 21 Oct 2010 20:43:27 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1380 stationery

Nice find by Mike.

Photo by Mike

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No Pets Allowed http://wordsplosion.com/no-pets-allowed/ http://wordsplosion.com/no-pets-allowed/#comments Thu, 07 Oct 2010 00:53:26 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1343

This sign assisits people with dyslexia.

Photo by Michael

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Maybe if you ask nicely… http://wordsplosion.com/maybe-if-you-ask-nicely/ http://wordsplosion.com/maybe-if-you-ask-nicely/#comments Sun, 03 Oct 2010 03:00:07 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1337

Attempts to get the Hand Dryers Union to join the work strike were unsuccessful.

Photo by Debra H.

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Management doesn’t respect the toilet http://wordsplosion.com/management-doesnt-respect-the-toilet/ http://wordsplosion.com/management-doesnt-respect-the-toilet/#comments Mon, 28 Jun 2010 13:32:45 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1323

Didn’t management write this memo?

Photo by Kenn Nesbitt, via e-mail

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Us like to roar http://wordsplosion.com/us-like-to-roar/ http://wordsplosion.com/us-like-to-roar/#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 07:58:44 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1318

But there we meow?

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Swiss FAILmily Treehouse http://wordsplosion.com/swiss-failmily-treehouse/ http://wordsplosion.com/swiss-failmily-treehouse/#comments Mon, 09 Nov 2009 15:54:40 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1313 Ships Log

Saw this one at Disney World in the “Swiss Family Treehouse.”

Photo by Mark Jaquith

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Sale http://wordsplosion.com/sale/ http://wordsplosion.com/sale/#comments Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:53:15 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1288 garege

I don’t think it’s as fancy as it sounds.

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Free http://wordsplosion.com/free/ http://wordsplosion.com/free/#comments Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:10:23 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1291 photo

Color-by-number tiger girl is really freaking me out.

Photo by Kenn Nesbitt, via e-mail

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Creative Expressions http://wordsplosion.com/creative-expressions/ http://wordsplosion.com/creative-expressions/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:10:15 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1275 SANY0003.JPG

Ask about our bulk discounts!

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Tomatoe http://wordsplosion.com/tomatoe/ http://wordsplosion.com/tomatoe/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:07:08 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1282 3353753613_d5dbc14e87

“And I’d know…”

Photo by Sarah D. and Dave Bunting, via e-mail

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RCA http://wordsplosion.com/rca/ http://wordsplosion.com/rca/#comments Sun, 26 Jul 2009 09:53:24 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1285 photo

What’s really sad is that someone out there gets paid to add meaningless “digital” copy to products to make them sound fancier. And they’re failing at it.

Photo by Stephen Yeargin, via e-mail

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1st LT http://wordsplosion.com/1st-lt/ http://wordsplosion.com/1st-lt/#comments Sat, 25 Jul 2009 09:53:13 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1294 photo

Five points off for a single errant character? Tough grader.

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Dirty Bathroom http://wordsplosion.com/dirty-bathroom/ http://wordsplosion.com/dirty-bathroom/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:42:50 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1278 DSC00060.JPG

DSC00061.JPG

Inspector Gadget doesn’t understand why people can’t operate his toilet.

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As Is http://wordsplosion.com/as-is/ http://wordsplosion.com/as-is/#comments Mon, 13 Jul 2009 05:36:48 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1272 607948657

We’re rebels. We don’t believe in warranties. “As is”—take it or leave it! Shopping with us is like playing the lottery. But uh… yes, as you can see we actually do have a warranty.

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Gas Station http://wordsplosion.com/gas-station/ http://wordsplosion.com/gas-station/#comments Fri, 10 Jul 2009 20:15:47 +0000 Mark http://wordsplosion.com/?p=1246 03-05-09_0857

All is forgiven if you tell me where you’re selling diesel fuel for under $2.00!

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