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Point’s for consistency. Don’t miss the bonus semi-colon.
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Point’s for consistency. Don’t miss the bonus semi-colon.
Photo by Tom Lowe via e-mail
I believe it was Dave Barry that ‘said the apo’strophe is a warning to the reader that an “‘s” i’s coming up. Whoever created thi’s ma’sterpiece apparently doe’sn’t want to ‘scare anyone with a ‘surpri’se “‘s”, ‘so he/’she warn’s u’s about every one. Ju’st in ca’se he/’she i’s reading thi’s, I have provided the ‘same courte’sy.
Allanimal
17 Sep 08 at 10:50 am
Oh, Lord. This truck has obviously been dusted by The Random Punctuation Fairy.
Lisa
17 Sep 08 at 10:57 am
He probably had to pay more for the extra characters, too.
Naked Bunny with a Whip
17 Sep 08 at 12:01 pm
Tome Lowe? Ouch…
Tom Lowe
17 Sep 08 at 12:35 pm
Heh. Fixed. About time I had a typo on here.
Mark
17 Sep 08 at 4:45 pm
Oh, come on. Give them some credit. At least it’s set in Helvetica, not Arial.
Jeremy
17 Sep 08 at 5:06 pm
It could be argued that only the apostrophe in “need’s” could be removed and it would be correct. The five bulleted items could then be considered shorthand for “kitchen’s needs, door’s needs” etc. Not a very convincing argument, but it could be made.
Richard Smith
23 Sep 08 at 11:15 am