Get Right

Be sure to attend this Sunday and hear Pastor Gollum’s sermon on tricksy hobbitses.
Photo by Chris A., via e-mail
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Be sure to attend this Sunday and hear Pastor Gollum’s sermon on tricksy hobbitses.
Photo by Chris A., via e-mail
No, no. You’ve got this all wrong. It’s two separate, grammatically perfect, sentences:
“Get with our churches.”
“Right God welcomes you.”
I’m not sure what you’ve done to piss off Left God, but he’s not so welcoming.
Erik R.
16 Jan 09 at 8:24 am
Good eye(s), Erik. However, those new sentences are grammatically perfect only in The Land Without Punctuation. In such a place, the latter could instead be, “Right, God welcomes you.” (meant sarcastically, that is)
Noob Saibot
16 Jan 09 at 8:35 pm
Thanks for posting this. I love the Smeagol (Gollum) reference.
Chris
21 Jan 09 at 11:52 pm