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Matresseses

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Are they selling a hotel?

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Wordsploded by Mark

April 24th, 2009 at 7:34 am

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9 Responses to 'Matresseses'

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  1. “Suites” looks correct to me! As in, a 3-piece suite of furniture (e.g. 1×3-seater couch and 2×1-seater chairs). Certainly in the context of the sign anyway.

    How pedantic is that?!

    cgarvey

    24 Apr 09 at 8:14 am

  2. It’s the ADD of retail! Items listed further down:

    Garden Implements
    Toys
    Motorcycles
    Puppys

  3. Actually, I think “mattress’s” is OK.
    They could have simply run out of “E”.

    Pierre L. A. Jönsson

    24 Apr 09 at 11:04 am

  4. Are you sure that wasn’t meant to be “suite,” as in “suite of furniture” (set)? It makes more sense in this context, and would be correct.

    G

    24 Apr 09 at 11:07 am

  5. I think that should be “suites”, as written, not your suggested correction of “suits”. As they are obviously selling furniture, the former seems more likely. A three piece suite is generally a sofa and two matching armchairs. A three piece suit would be, what, pants, jacket, and vest?

    DexX

    24 Apr 09 at 11:33 am

  6. I’d say that they’re probably selling “wardrobes” rather than the “robes” that would go in them…

    And “chest drawers”? “chests of drawers”, surely…

    And to DexX: A 3-piece suit is trousers (pants to you), jacket and waistcoat

    Hugh

    25 Apr 09 at 5:57 am

  7. Ah, good call, G and DexX. That does make more sense.

    Mark

    30 Apr 09 at 2:33 am

  8. “Chest Drawers”? Is that underwear for above the waist?

    Mark

    5 May 09 at 11:40 am

  9. Both phrases with “suites” and “suits” are incorrect. It should read “three-piece suites” if it’s about furniture and “three-piece suits” if it’s about clothing. The hyphenation of the first two words would be correct.

    I can see no reason the ampersand should be used in “tables & chairs” either. Ampersands are being used much too loosely these days.

    I’m assuming that “robes” should be “wardrobes.” However, if they are selling robes, they might also be selling three-piece suits.

    I’m also thinking of picking up some chest drawers the next time I’m in town.

    Justin Tadlock

    12 Jun 09 at 10:05 pm

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