Wordsplosion!

We’re rebels. We don’t believe in warranties. “As is”—take it or leave it! Shopping with us is like playing the lottery. But uh… yes, as you can see we actually do have a warranty.

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• “IF IT DON’T WORK” should be “IF IT DOESN’T WORK”
• There seems to be a contradiction—it is being sold “as is” with no warranty, but the text that follows actually describes the terms of a warranty

All is forgiven if you tell me where you’re selling diesel fuel for under $2.00!

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• “Prices” should be “Price”
• There should be a period after “Broke”
• “Broke” doesn’t need to be capitalized
• “incovience” should be “inconvenience”

Unnecessary apostrophes such as these are so crude. They might as well say “FRESH SALAD>1″

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• “PASTA’S” should be “PASTAS”
• “SALAD’S” should be “SALADS”
• “HOME MADE” is typically one word

“Draught” they get.

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• “Genness” should be “Guinness”

Five years. 15,000 workers. Result? The world’s largest concrete structure peep show.

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• What was intended to be a list ended up reading like a sentence

Readers of this site will note that our posting “vacume” lasted for much longer than four minutes. We’re back! Keep the submissions coming.

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• “VACUME” should be spelled “VACUUM”

All I can picture is a pirate. “Sorrrry Matey! We be reopen on the morrow.”

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• “We be reopen tomorrow” should be “We will reopen tomorrow” or “We will be open tomorrow”
• It’s possible they meant “Sorry, we are closed”

It’s the prequel to the Christian Bale movie. You get to see him flub a bunch of “pick a card, any card” tricks.

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• “PRACTIGE” should be “PRACTICE”

Are they selling a hotel?

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• “SUITES” should be “SUITS” They’re probably talking about furniture, so that’s right!
• “MATTRESS’S” should be “MATTRESSES”

“I know there’s a Y in there somewhere!”

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• “VYNILS” should be “VINYLS”