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Showcasing the best of the worst of the wide world of words

As Is

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We’re rebels. We don’t believe in warranties. “As is”—take it or leave it! Shopping with us is like playing the lottery. But uh… yes, as you can see we actually do have a warranty.

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Wordsploded by Mark

July 13th, 2009 at 12:36 am

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Posted in Pluralternate universe,Vocabularious

Gas Station

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All is forgiven if you tell me where you’re selling diesel fuel for under $2.00!

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Wordsploded by Mark

July 10th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

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Posted in Capital punishment,Defunctuation,Nontensical,Spelltastic

Pasta

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Unnecessary apostrophes such as these are so crude. They might as well say “FRESH SALAD>1″

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Wordsploded by Mark

July 8th, 2009 at 8:25 pm

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Posted in Possessionism,Whatsthisbigkeyfor?

Beer Sale

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“Draught” they get.

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Wordsploded by Mark

July 8th, 2009 at 8:22 pm

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Posted in Spelltastic

Overlook

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Five years. 15,000 workers. Result? The world’s largest concrete structure peep show.

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Wordsploded by Mark

June 23rd, 2009 at 7:14 am

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Posted in Unintended meanings

Instructions

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Readers of this site will note that our posting “vacume” lasted for much longer than four minutes. We’re back! Keep the submissions coming.

Wordsploded by Mark

June 23rd, 2009 at 12:26 am

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Posted in Spelltastic

Sorry!

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All I can picture is a pirate. “Sorrrry Matey! We be reopen on the morrow.”

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Wordsploded by Mark

April 27th, 2009 at 7:29 am

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Posted in Vocabularious

Church Sign

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It’s the prequel to the Christian Bale movie. You get to see him flub a bunch of “pick a card, any card” tricks.

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Wordsploded by Mark

April 26th, 2009 at 7:20 am

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Posted in Spelltastic

Matresseses

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Are they selling a hotel?

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Wordsploded by Mark

April 24th, 2009 at 7:34 am

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Posted in Possessionism,Spelltastic

Flooring

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“I know there’s a Y in there somewhere!”

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Wordsploded by Mark

April 24th, 2009 at 3:19 am

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Posted in Spelltastic