Striked
Pick one: past tense or bowling joke.
Photo by Rick Carey, via e-mail
Wordsploded by Mark
October 13th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
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Pick one: past tense or bowling joke.
Photo by Rick Carey, via e-mail
Wordsploded by Mark
October 13th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
(8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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You mentioned three things wrong with the sign, but what about the fourth: That there is no “conversation” possible “w” God? You can talk to God as much as you want, but the moment he talks back to you is the moment you’re declared clinically insane.
Reed Braden
13 Oct 08 at 4:52 pm
What about the lack of punctuation, e.g. where’s the question mark?
Scotty B
13 Oct 08 at 5:08 pm
That’s just not true, Reed. If you claim the voices in your head are God, you have a very good chance of not being labeled insane. If you claim the voices are anyone or anything else, though, then yeah, you’re toast.
Naked Bunny with a Whip
13 Oct 08 at 5:18 pm
I’ve run your scenario over in my head a number of times, and the bowling joke wins out every time.
Saemundr
13 Oct 08 at 5:29 pm
Jeez, what’s wrong with “Strike up a conversation with God”? You could even choose the punctuation at the end.
(sic) 'em
14 Oct 08 at 2:35 am
I don’t want to pin anyone down here, or worse yet frame the conversation poorly, but anyone who can’t spare me the horror of a sign like that is a turkey.
Mark
14 Oct 08 at 1:08 pm